I was on the last multivitamin the other day, so I stopped by the drugstore on my way home from work to pick up a new bottle. Grabbed one, got home, and opened the old bottle to take out the last vitamin. The bottle looked a little different from the one I just bought. Took a closer look. Turns out, I've been taking the "Gold" version - for "Active adults over 50".
That explains why I've been driving 20 km/h under the speed limit. Yelling at the kids to turn down that crazy music. Going to bed at 8:00pm. Getting up to pee three times during the night. Hating gay marriage. Voting Conservative.
Sheesh. I should take a handful of Flintstones vitamins as an antidote.