Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Things they teach in MBA school

Do you have a bunch of uppity developers that you want to take down a notch?  It's easy.

Mumble some vague requirements to them, and tell them to get cracking.  A couple of months after they've finished the feature, write up the requirements the way you actually want them to work.  Then have the testers fail a bunch of issues because the features don't match the requirements.

Laugh yourself silly as you watch all the developers pulled back from other teams to fix the "bugs".

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:10 pm

    You must work for the same company I do!

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  2. Welcome, my son. Welcome to the machine.

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