I was at the fancy new pool last night, watching my daughter’s swimming lesson, when I heard a commotion behind me.
I turned around and saw two boys, probably seven or eight years old. The first one looked like he was lining up a field goal, and then took a running kick at the second one, catching him full-on in the nuts.
The second kid doubled over, gasping, and after a minute or so, he struggled to his feet. Then he took a running kick at the first kid, catching him full-on in the grapes.
The crazy thing is, they kept doing this. For about five minutes. I don’t know if it was some sort of contest, or what, but each kid took several hard kicks in the onions.
No wonder I’m so happy I have two girls…