There's nothing like shopping at this time of year to bring out Man's hatred for his fellow Man...
So there I am, at the checkout in the local LCBO, buying some Christmas cheer.
LCBO guy: Can I see some I.D.?
Me: [stunned silence] Uh, sure.
LCBO guy, looking at my driver's license, realizing I was born in the 1960s: Oh my God! Yeah, that'll do. What the hell was I thinking?
Me: I have no idea.