Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Conversation of the day

There's nothing like shopping at this time of year to bring out Man's hatred for his fellow Man...

So there I am, at the checkout in the local LCBO, buying some Christmas cheer.

LCBO guy: Can I see some I.D.?

Me: [stunned silence]  Uh, sure.

LCBO guy, looking at my driver's license, realizing I was born in the 1960s:  Oh my God!  Yeah, that'll do.  What the hell was I thinking?

Me: I have no idea.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:52 pm

    He wanted to know if you qualified for the seniors discount....

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  2. I may qualify. I don't remember. Memory is the second thing to go after all...

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  3. So, the new dye-job is working out for you then....

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  4. The carpet matches the drapes.

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