Monday, December 20, 2010

Some of them standing, some are waiting in line

We have a fancy new coffee machine here at work.  It has a touch screen to make beverage selections and it produces all kinds of grinding, whooshing and gurgling noises at it works its magic.  There is even a progress bar to watch as the coffee pours into your cup.

All of this has had the effect of producing a lineup at the machine to get a shitty cup of coffee.


  1. You forgot about its capability of showing the menu in French and Spanish! Just in case you want to have a 'café' instead of a coffee or a 'Capuccino' instead of a...oh, never mind.

  2. You're right! French I can handle, but the other day it was in Spanish. I almost had to call for help. My tea could have ended badly...

  3. Anonymous9:10 am

    What you really need to do is produce a cover for the screen that says something like:

    "Java Bean Error. Unable to Grind Coffee".

    and the coffee is still shit.