I am lucky to be blessed with the awesome power of Lotus Notes. When John or Nancy breaks, I can fix them.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
One of the Tuesday night Men’s league curlers receives a lot of phone calls during the games. I don’t know exactly why – could be he’s running hookers or drugs, or maybe both… Probably something more innocent, though. In any event, it’s always important enough for him to answer the phone in the middle of the game, sometimes while he’s sliding down the ice sweeping.
Last night his phone rings, and he answers it. His skip is walking down the ice towards him, to throw a shot, and yells out “Hey! Put that fucking toy away!” No response. As he’s passing by, the skip swings his broom, knocking the broom out from under the guy’s arm. Then he swats it across the next sheet and bounces it off the side boards.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Tiger Woods to take putter out of the bag again.
Uh, wait, that doesn’t sound so good…
Tiger was Lion, he’s a Cheetah.
Better, but how about…
Tiger Woods to return at Augusta – prepares to face the Masters baiters.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
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