We have a cork board here at SuperMegaCorp, where the fish tank used to sit until it caught fire one weekend. The cork board has become ground zero in a war between a group of climate change deniers and their foes. It is a wasteland of journal articles and pages from the Science section in the Toronto Sun.
All of this reminds me of a University roommate I had once. Whenever he was confronted by a crowd of hemp clothing-wearing, Birkenstock-sporting, clove cigarette-smoking hippies, he would loudly exclaim, "Fuck the Indians! Fuck the forests! Feed me today!"
Come to think of it, that's not a bad Conservative campaign slogan...
