The 11 year old is blonde. Lately, she's been really blonde. I mean this as no offense to blonde people, but man has she lost whatever common sense she's ever had.
Today the 8 year old ran downstairs to grab her snow pants and winter boots.
F: Sis! Sis! I'm going to build a snowman!
V: [pause] Outside?
Me: Holy f...iretruck...