Conversation of the day

Bedtime the other night...

F: [storming into the living room] What. Are. They. DOING. IN. THERE?!?!

Me: [stupidly taking the bait] What do you mean?

F: Mom and V are locked in the bathroom, and I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH!

Me: Just do what I do when this happens - hide in the basement until it's all over.