Monday, December 24, 2012

They don't put the A-team on Christmas Eve

CBC news announcer:
"The suspect died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.  It looks like he killed himself."

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet

The nice folks at the Research & Technology Park are building a skating rink in the empty field beside our parking lot.



Good thing climate change is a myth, or that skating rink wouldn't look nearly as good as it does today.

My only gripe with it is that it's not quite the regulation size of a curling sheet.  Oh, and it's not exactly finished.

Day wasted

[Once the server comes back online] Good luck getting any work done today.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

The perfect martini

It's time for some Christmas cheer.  I give you, the perfect martini (even though they've spelled "whisky" incorrectly...)


Friday, December 14, 2012

Unfortunately named server of the day


Me: What are you working on today?

Joe: I'm working on the ass pack machine.

Me: Huhh... what?

Paul: It's pronounced "Azz Pack".

http://aspac.ahmonitor.com/

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Health and Safety

Maybe the Health and Safety committee should be spreading useful stuff like this, instead of patrolling for rogue extension cords and couch locations.


This will give me something to do today

I love the smell of a crash dump in the morning...


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Tweet of the day

Currently, Canadians suing for guarantee of fair elections and democracy; unsurprisingly, Harper Government savagely opposed.

Math problem of the day


I'm pretty weak at math. My daughter asks her sister for help with Grade Four math homework instead of relying on me.

But even so, something struck me as odd about the story on CBC this morning. The story was about the number of Canadians living to the age of 100.

The graphic at the bottom of the screen read "out of 100 Canadian centenarians, 27.2% are male."

If there were 500 Canadians,  I wonder what percentage would be male...

Monday, December 10, 2012

"I feel your pain" comment of the day


} catch (Exception e) {
      // I know this is miserable...
      LogLog.error("Could not parse "+ action.toString() + ".", e);
}

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Friday, December 07, 2012

Tweet of the day

I actually R'd O the F LMAO...

Pool Commissioner (@xlpurplesweater): When you see a dude north of Toronto sporting the worst stache ever don't refer to Movember. It's like asking a fat chick when she is due.

This is not good news

Maybe I won't be able to get an Advil sponsorship for my curling team after all.

Ibuprofen use by athletes may cause harm.

Thursday, December 06, 2012

Photo of the day

Let's see what's in the curling coach's trunk today...

Two brooms.  A snow brush.  A coaching bag with sliders, extra shoe laces, tape, etc.  And three empty cases of beer.

Yup, we're ready for the bonspiel on Saturday.